Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese 'chen yu'
~ Wu Qi Ma hei
Every night xiao ming's mum will tuck him into bed. whenever he ask her to cover him with blanket, his mum will scold n slap him, why?
~ "Ma, na bei"
Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
~ Dou Sa Bao
xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n more like his bro. Guess a chen yu
~ Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
~ Saddam Hu Xian (Hussein)
Wats a panda biggest wish on earth ???
~Taking colour photo
Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?
~ Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
~the one without the rubber
cow in north pole... guess a shoe brand...
~ new balance ( nu bei leng si)
Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
~ Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
He Shang Shu Tou Fa (Monk combs hair). Guess a country.
~ Scotland (su ke lan aka comb for f**k?)
Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
~ "Lux" Super Rich
There are 2 birds on a tree. Below the tree is a goat..in chinese is yang. When the yang died.. wad did the female bird told the male bird tt makes the male birdy horny?
~ Xia mian "yang" si liao
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