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Friday, May 09, 2008

头袋无脑,脑袋生草

Its a funny story
There is this man who sell potato chips.
One day he ask his staff to source for vendor to do printing on a board


But as usual, his sai reach arshole liao then find toilet de...he give ppl like 1 week time frame only

Luckily the staff manage to find a Suay vendor and do

Then do liao hor, this man hiam the cutting not done properly, also hiam say the sticking not done nicely


Then the vendor being very suay, bo pian agree to re-do... but the vendor also stupid...listern to exactly to his instructions... cos he go and tell ppl that how to do, like instruct ppl, u cut here, stick here, paint here, majum very pro...

In the end, do like become bubble effect.... the bubbles get bigger as the days goes...
So ah suay venor say "wo wu neng wei li liao, I dun earn your money." So ah suay vendor took back their things and din collect money.

Now sell potato chip de ask the staff to look for another suay supplier. This time round, the staff smart liao... he tell his boss, cannot be done woh cos u need by next week...
Then the thought himself super smart de sell potato chip boss tell the staff... ah do... u stupid lei... go and borrow  1 set from that suay supplier, borrow for me to use 1st then return them loh...
At this moment u have come to the end of the story, conclusion is the sell potato chip one hiam ppl de thing gan na sai, now still act smart wanna borrow... its either he think that suay supplier is stupid or he din realise he himself is stupid.

Standing in the shoe of that suay supplier, I rather put on the floor let dog shit cat urine, also wont lend u!

Now having heard this story I feel like doing 1 action :
use ur index finger on ur right hand then point at ur head
then u move ur hand towards and backwards
then u say
use ur brain! use ur brain!


Someone pointed out:
he bo brain, how to use 

U are right
then I think of another action
hold ur hand into a feast shape
then knock on his head as if knocking on a door
then say "any body home" .
then u make a faiNt sound hommmme .hommme mm

Guess why there is an echo???
Cos its empty lar! Hahaha

Then I think hor, he wont die of hunger also... cos there is this saying
头袋无脑,脑袋生草!He hungry can feed on the grass in his head! Hahaha


Brainless Mr. Sell Potato Chip Man story Part 2This morning, he send an email, asking ppl where the update file was (share folder)....He has copied a file meant for changes to be update then he instructed the revised file to be saved back to the folder... He din even look though the folder now he is using his bloody mouth to ask... Cant he use his bloody eyes to search??? 

用你的眼睛找,不要用你的嘴巴问 

then someone pointed out to me:
He bo brain de, and bo brain how to signal the eyes to search...

U are right.... I should forgive him....

Btw, just when I was saving this entry... he called.... of course I din "hear" the phone ring :P
He kept calling then even left a voice msg, I decided not to ignore, so I replied his email, then he called me over the phone to give me a good scolding. I din really retaliate... I just keep quiet let him have his piece..... 

As if I care.... why should I get angry over a brainless person...
I am happy with my 表现 today! Cos given the olden days of me, I would have shut him up and scold him up down left right front and back... But today I din... I kept my cool... this really show that I have "成熟" liao! I no longer that hot tempered and hot headed....Good! Good! Its accomplishment!
I think I deserve a bag of my fav ruffles cheddar cheese chip as rewards!.....
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Just as I was happily typing this away, he came to me and say how sorry he was. He said he was under extreme pressure so he blew his top. He din mean to do it....
Can I slap u, then I say I am sorry?
Can I stab u, then say sorry?

Come On... u think chucky child play?

7 comments:

James Wong said...

I love potato chips.. yummy.

"有人左脑是水,右脑是面粉,不动则以,一动全是浆糊"

Margie R said...

Hahahhaa that was really funny esp ur story got mixture of different languages and dialects and got actions somemore!! Cool ;]

Puroland Ang said...

I thought of something, maybe his head inside all grow "gan dang" de!!! Ah bo how he find so many potato to make potato chips! This kind of "无本生意" where on earth to find!!!! Hahahaha

Wei Shien Foong said...

u can have ur ruffles cheddar cheese this sun..... hahaha.... is already waiting for u in the cupboard.....

Puroland Ang said...

Can I watch chucky child play also? :P

Wei Shien Foong said...

hmmmm..... bo chucky child play leh.... tons of cartoons lah.....

Puroland Ang said...

I think "ops I kill kenny" might be good :P

 

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